Zimbabwe News Online: Man loses US $900 in a buy one get one free sex deal

Man loses US $900 in a buy one get one free sex deal
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H metro on 28 July, 2010 06:58:00
 
The tart however, says she did not rob the man of his hard-earned cash. In a
quest for variety in his sex life, the man, Robert Gweshe, hired Stacey Muza for
a “short time” sex session. It is alleged that Robert was having some drinks
at his favourite watering hole, The Portuguese Restaurant, popularly known as
Club Pensao. That is when he spotted Stacy and the two got into a “sex
contract” where Robert agreed to pay US$15 for a short but steamy time of
sexual gratification. The “couple” used Stacy’s flat at number 12 Gal
Court at the corner of 8th and Samora Machel Avenue as their love nest.
Robert alleges that during this sinful and adulterous act, Stacy took advantage
of his undivided concentration on the act at hand and stole US$900 from him.
“She stole the US$900 I had in my wallet which was in my trousers pocket, and
I never suspected it (the theft). I only knew about it after we finished having
sex,” he said.
That is when he was supposed to pay the “bill” as it were! Stacy confirmed
the sexual encounter but denied the allegations. In her own explanation she said
that she met with Robert at Pensao located along Samora Machel Avenue. Robert
was having a drink with one of his friends only identified as Mabika.
“I am into prostitution business, so I hooked up with Robert at Pensao club
where I usually do my business. We agreed that he was to come here at my flat
where we where going to have short time sex at the cost of US$15 explained
Stacy. She went on to say that Robert started fuming for his money after they
had finished having sex.
“What happened is I first had sex with Mabika before I had sex with him
(Robert), so after we had finished having sex he started shouting at me accusing
me of stealing his money,” she said. Stacy claimed that there was no way could
have stolen the money because the sexual position they performed could not
permit her to steal.
“I never stole his money, in fact there was no way I could have done it
because he was lying on my bed and I was on top of him in a sitting position and
his trousers which had the money was down his legs, so how could I have taken
the money?” she posed a question. She also said she would always regret having
sex with him; she accused Robert of being a lousy lover.
“I wish I had never had sex with him, it was so boring. I think he has a
problem because his erection was not strong unlike my other clients,” she
complained. Stacy went on to say that it was actually Robert who owed her some
money and not the other way round.
She alleged that Robert had defaulted paying the US$15 charge that they had
agreed on. “When he started demanding his money from me, he assaulted me and
he did not give me the US$15 we had agreed upon, so I am supposed to be the one
claiming my money from him and not him from me,” she further explained.
However, Robert insisted that Stacy had stolen the money and he had actually
filed a police report at Harare Central Police Station. “I actually reported
the theft to Harare Central Police and you can verify with the police. They have
opened a docket,” said Robert.
He was also lamenting that the money that Stacy stole was not his, it was
business money. Robert works as a car registration freelance dealer at
Enterprise Car Sales along Enterprise Road. The embattled Casanova pleaded that
the story be kept hush-hush lest his wife knows that he was busy “spreading
the love” around the Avenues like confetti at a wedding while his lonely wife
lay alone in the cold winter night.
Hell would break loose, he feared. H-Metro understands that Robert, to his
credit, had been roped in by Mabika to the session half-heartedly. Mabika had
wanted a piece of the tart and discovered that he did not have money to pay. He
roped in Robert who had ample “cheese” in his wallet to come and join in,
since he would “settle the bill” after the joyous session.
With “title deeds” to the lover, Mabika went first while Robert lay in the
bed next to the lurid lovemaking”. It was after Mabika had COOKED himself a
meal that Robert went in to make Stacy work for the money that he would
ultimately pay up for the both of them in their “buy one get one free” deal.
That, obviously, is something that he will forever rue. Stacy spent two nights
in the stocks over the weekend in connection with the theft. She walks a free
woman as she was not found guilty. When H-Metro caught up with her, she was in
the company of her “real boyfriend” and the two lovebirds where coming from
doing a little shopping. Stacy had just bought a DVD player for her little love
nest.